Over engineered?

Whilst shopping this morning I couldn't help but laugh when I picked up a pack of supermarket brand toilet rolls and noticed "easy start technology" emblazoned across the front of the packaging! I initially thought that some clever scientist had been employed to add an ingredient to relieve constipation. I discovered, on reading the blurb on the back, that in fact the "technology" amounted to no more than either diluting or using less of the glue used to stick down the first sheet thus enabling the roll to be opened without damaging the first 3 layers! Not only that, the've also made the plastic packaging softer to the touch, invaluable when lifting from the shelf to the trolley then once at home ripping off and throwing in the bin!

It's nice to know that in these worrying days of global warming, war and economic catastrophe that Asda are using "technology" to really usefully benefit mankind. Perhaps they would like to share their "technology" with the manufacturers of Sellotape, now there's a product that could really do with "easy start technology"!

Sorry if I'm slightly off topic in a Model Engineering context but it did amuse me at the time so I thought I'd share my amusement.

Regards, Martin.

Edited By Martin Cottrell on 04/03/2012 23:55:07

Hello Martin.

In Portugal there's a company who "invented" black toilet paper and it is being marketed as a successfull product.

See here, please

Dias Costa

Edited By dcosta on 05/03/2012 00:17:28

...tested under dermatological and gynaecological control...

There must be an EU wiping directive for loo paper, like for the straightness of bananas

I wonder how my grannys "Izal Medicated" (anyone remember that stuff? omg.) would do

Andrex - soft strong and very long

Izal Medicated -  not for the faint hearted

Edited By Ady1 on 05/03/2012 00:44:40

well I am waiting for all the "bog standard" jokes to come flying.

sorry could not help that

Izal - they used it in schools and hospitals -to stop people using too much.

Neil

You obviously have not used Army issue toilet roll, you could use it to write letters home on.

Clive

Edited By Clive Hartland on 05/03/2012 22:06:49

What I can't get to grips with is "Recycled" toilet paper.

Len. P.

I find the recycled stuff has a much better 'grip' factor than the more expensive varieties

Edited By Martin Walsh 1 on 05/03/2012 22:53:34

I find 80 grit production paper to be most effective, but Scotch brite (green) can be used again and again.

Martin.

Oh blowlamp,

Doesn`t it scratch ?? One I also remember is the greaseproof writing paper with Government Property stamped on every perforated sheet. And boy were those perforations sharp !

Martin, I couldn`t agree more about sellotape specially if the roll hasn`t been used for a while. Wonder why no one has coated a bog roll with sellotape. Save wiping wouldn`t it? Just a quick dab & bob`s your uncle.

Ouch Alan

Izal it made better tracing paper than toilet paper, nothing wrong with well torn squares of the Yorkshire Evening Post....now thats proper recycling no remanufacturing required...also gave you something to do ripping up paper when you were sat in the little room down at the end of the yard ...

Paul

Army paper be blowed. Get the naval stuff. It is 2” (50.8mm) wider to allow for the roll of the ship.

I seem to remember that Izal and a comb made quite good music. Mike.

Back in the 1980s even Dixcel was recycled - made from used computer listing paper. Most posh loo roll is recycled, they just don't market it as such.

Joey

The Government Property stuff used to have a little square box in one corner. Asked the local wit, one day, what was it for ? ... "For Civil Servants to tick to show it had been used" , he said.

Anyone remember BRONCO loo roll?

My grandmother used to buy it by the crate load and distribute it around the extended family. Everyone was too polite to tell her that it could be used to pave the drive.

Ian

I allways avoid ANYTHING that says "new improved", because it is ALLWAYS a whole lot worse than the stuff it replaced. What "new improved" realy means, is we have found a way to make the stuff a lot cheaper to "improve" our profits.

Derek

Ruddy difficult playing the comb with this new-fangled soggy velvety stuff - at least the hard shiny stuff like Izal was good for something!

My father used to say that you only needed three sheets: a cleaner, a wiper and a polisher.