jason udall | 17/01/2014 18:24:09 |
2032 forum posts 41 photos | The post above reminds me of one the new grad.s I had to puppy walk. The problem posed was how many 0's 1's ...9's would be needed to ident a cable harness between Two different wire numbers. Ie between say 12300 and 12567 Ok says puppy and goes off to derive his algorithm. ..after about a week (!)..the DO gets onto me..still havent got that answer....so I enquire..nearly done just got to test it...test it? Thinks I ..mmm best work out how to check this. .so half an hour latter I have a brute force programme to do same..but much slower. .we check puppies almost instant programme against my ten minute chugger ( note bashed in in half hour)..suitably "proven" with minor tweek this programme was issued to the DO for use.. ( turns out they had a total of 100 cable sets to enumerate ..sigh). .now 100* 10 minutes would have got the job done in the first day.. And the minor tweek...wires have two ends both requiring idents.... |
RJW | 17/01/2014 18:57:50 |
343 forum posts 36 photos | Hilarious! |
John McNamara | 18/01/2014 01:04:50 |
![]() 1377 forum posts 133 photos | Hi All Or this recent boo boo You have to wonder how the design of a building, almost certainly by a committee, could be so badly thought through. As I said in my earlier post group politics can get in the way of good design and In this case politics likely did. Can we surmise that at least one of the group might have had some knowledge of solar furnaces? Why did they not speak up? This is a multi million Pound project, surely they would have used experienced professionals to design and engineer it. And what about the green certification team were they asleep also. Or is it the phobia the corporate world has against a negative comment making you are a pariah (and the pink slip awaits if you are one) in the modern business world? Yes is the only answer. Was not a single word spoken against the design? With regard to who is and who is not an "Engineer" To me it comes down to experience. Qualifications earned academically and or practically have equal value. The most important task is finding the right design and engineering abilities for a particular project. . I mentioned Dianne Broddy in my previous post because she was not academically trained, in the beginning starting off in a drawing office, That did not stop her self training and ending up working as the senior project manager designer on projects around the world, many of the multi million dollar projects were food processing and canning plant, incredibly complex machinery together with large boilers autoclaves and steam processing equipment. She was and is although now semi retired in her 80's highly sought after. Because of this work she has been given several honorary engineering degrees. She is an expert in heir field. It is of concern to me how legislators try to pass laws trying to restrict the use of common English words like the word Engineer. This legislation is lobbied for quite strongly by various institutes of engineering, the more restrictive they can make it the more fees they can collect. they support their case with the idea that they can weed out charlatans and unqualified people. All good as long as they leave the word Engineering alone. The Dianne Broddy's and the tens of thousands of others like her need protection from name grabbing. Regards Edited By John McNamara on 18/01/2014 01:10:08 |
julian atkins | 18/01/2014 01:21:59 |
![]() 1285 forum posts 353 photos | when one thinks of Cherry Hinds Hill and the late Dr J Bradbury Winter, the 'hobby' perspective of this thread rather speaks for itself! skill isnt measured in qualifications or experience on the machine shop floor but what is produced in our sheds/workshops, and in the case of most of us how what we make then performs in service whether it be a track or some other arena. as in the above superlative examples, no engineering background is required. cheers, julian
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John McNamara | 18/01/2014 05:26:15 |
![]() 1377 forum posts 133 photos | Gee the London solar cooker was not the first... Someone in the design team must have known there was a risk... Regards
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V8Eng | 18/01/2014 09:39:06 |
1826 forum posts 1 photos | Buildings singeing people's hair, good job I don't have much hair left then! Edited By V8Eng on 18/01/2014 09:40:14 |
Russell Eberhardt | 18/01/2014 09:58:29 |
![]() 2785 forum posts 87 photos | Posted by John McNamara on 18/01/2014 01:04:50:
You have to wonder how the design of a building, almost certainly by a committee, could be so badly thought through. Hmm... "committee" - I think that says it all Russell. |
John Stevenson | 18/01/2014 10:07:41 |
![]() 5068 forum posts 3 photos | I'm keeping out of this one. I can relate horror stories from both camps and it's a discussion that no one can win.
What I will say is this and this is one of the nicest and most knowledgeable people I know holds about 4 doctorates and one of the apprentices we had at the garage left us still not able to read and write because I had to fill a advert slip in from the back of Tit-Bits, remember that ? so he could buy his girlfriend an engagement ring.
He now runs and owns one of the largest haulage, sorry logistics, companies in the UK.
That's it from me on this one. |
jason udall | 18/01/2014 10:14:50 |
2032 forum posts 41 photos | I offer two thoughts Noah built the ark apparently to some one elses design but with no prior experience An experienced engineer designed the Titanic , it was built by time served craftsmen (It has been argued that accountants then ruined it by cutting corners but there you go) Now the other thought is that the titanic was not the engineering disaster of popular myth ..it took a massive hit ( completely unprecedented ) ..it sank over a quite sufficient time to allow all to escape to life boats if they weren't looked below decks and if sufficient spaces were provided and if class/culture had allowed better use of those available. . In short yes a disaster but not of engineering in origin |
Russell Eberhardt | 18/01/2014 10:28:44 |
![]() 2785 forum posts 87 photos | Posted by MICHAEL WILLIAMS on 17/01/2014 23:06:07:
I think that the modern type of engineering education is so rigid that it completely stifles original thought . You have a good point there Michael. When I did my engineering degree in the 1960's it was a "thick sandwich" course which consisted of three years at university and a year in industry between the second and third years. The exam questions were not a matter of regurgitating facts learned by rote but involved problem solving using those facts. There was also a practical project that was marked alongside the final exams. Now there are so many more universities that the entry standards have dropped such that four years are needed just to teach the academic work and the practical applications seem to go by the board - or am I just becoming a cynical grumpy old man? Things are a bit different over here with the Ecoles d'Ingéneur where the courses are five years after BAC (A-levels) and include long industrial placements. Russell. |
martin perman | 18/01/2014 10:41:53 |
![]() 2095 forum posts 75 photos | Gentlemen, Where I served my Apprenticeship and worked for sixteen years my father was an engineering draughtman, he was given a university apprentice to mentor during him term break, my father was given a special bolt to draw as it had snapped and needed remaking, the bolt had been taped together in a tee shape so as not to loose the parts, my father decided the apprentice could do this as a project and when the lad had finished the drawing he asked my father to check his work, what my father found was a perfect drawing with everything in place to make the bolt apart from the fact that it had been drawn exactly as the lad had been given it, taped together in the shape of a tee. He was known throughout the factory as being so clever he was thick as he couldnt see the wood for the tree's.
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Andrew Evans | 18/01/2014 10:44:55 |
366 forum posts 8 photos | Another point to bear in mind is a persons background, in this country up until fairly recently many people didn't have the chance to go to university, no matter how bright they were. Nowadays everyone has the chance to go, no matter how thick they are - keeps the youth unemployment numbers down - result is that some people come out of universities with a degree that is in reality worthless which is a crying shame. i think some aspects of engineering need a formal education while others don't necessarily - it would be hard for someone leaving school at 16 with no qualifications to become a successful plant biotechnology engineer but potentially they could become a mechanical (teach yourself in your garage) or computer engineer (teach yourself in your bedroom) or get stuck in as an apprentice and work your way up. |
jason udall | 18/01/2014 11:01:04 |
2032 forum posts 41 photos | Martin ..I have seen that too. Also saw a broken plane casting taken in to be repaired...job returned..oh that's nice. .can't hardly see the weld...sorry mate couldn't weld it we copyied it and sparked it out of solid... The had copied it down to the sand marks off the casting. .including chips in the face of the plane...not daft but smart ar (*. |
colin hawes | 18/01/2014 11:13:07 |
570 forum posts 18 photos |
Much engineering data was and still is obtained by testing making test pieces of materials then testing to destruction and finding the maths to suit results. So somebody needed the skill to make these parts before academics could do anything with them. Whether an academic or a machinist all engineers are contributing to the final resultant. I don't consider my engineering HNC any better or worse than the accumulated practical skills of the people that worked to build the things I designed and I always treated them as equals. Colin |
John McNamara | 18/01/2014 13:03:25 |
![]() 1377 forum posts 133 photos | Oh My The typo gremlin is alive and well Dianne Broddy is incorrect It should be spelt Dianne Boddy. Regards
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David Clark 1 | 18/01/2014 16:33:17 |
![]() 3357 forum posts 112 photos 10 articles | Hi Julian I thionk Cherry Hinds Hill is a fully qualified engineer. I believe her family owned a farm machinery or similar type of business. Perhaps someone knows for sure. regards David |
Raymond Anderson | 18/01/2014 17:13:22 |
![]() 785 forum posts 152 photos | RJW, As a bricklayer I have seen some crackers in my time ,but NOTHING even remotely close to those. surely some must have been done for a laugh, but believe me "you never know" the mind boggles!! Raymond. |
jason udall | 18/01/2014 18:00:11 |
2032 forum posts 41 photos | Raymond..I too wondered how much photoshop and so forth..also what kind of builder would build some of those regardless of plans......so funny yes..convincing no. I have seen some corkers in things like the bridge one but it beggers belief that it wasn't noticed earlier.... But Nasa managed some sort of ( according to myth) units error which resulted in amulti million ( billion ? ) $ space vechicle reaching mars at a much higher velocity than expected...think the impact crater is still there. |
Stub Mandrel | 18/01/2014 21:47:59 |
![]() 4318 forum posts 291 photos 1 articles | No myth... **LINK** A little more subtle than inches for millimetres, but not much! Neil |
RJW | 18/01/2014 22:08:51 |
343 forum posts 36 photos | Raymond, no idea if they were photoshopped or for real, I stumbled across them when i made the deadly mistake of clicking a link one of the other guys posted up in his reply, but it gave me a damn good laugh as well as chucking away a bit of time clicking other links, I ended up somewhere on UTube perusing stonking big ship engines ............ the wonders of the web eh John |
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