Oh dear

Its been a funny sort of day !! ----Mick

Edited By Neil Wyatt on 13/05/2017 20:41:31

Got your head caught between the chuck and the bed?

Used a number 4 on me clippers, took it of to trim moustache and guess who didn't put the bloody thing back on before final trim, I am now eligible to join the local gang !! 

Mick the hairless

 

If I were in a gang I'd call you "stripe"

Michael W

Well its either a gang or I could be a Viking they had some crazy hairstyles, I think I'll call it a parting

Mick

Artists call that a happy accident and make a feature of thier mistakes.. a litle teak oil in the centre and mahogany stain at the sides...should polish up nicely...

I had the same conversation with the hairdresser every time, " No.1 shave please". "All over sir?". "No, just the head".

It's a sort of negative mohican...

Happened to me - asked my wife to do the back, she took the depth bit off to do the back of my neck, put it back on for a final run over and 'somehow' it fell off without her noticing...

Neil

did the same thing myself a few years back, had to do the rest no1 to match and was considering some red braces with DMs to complete the look

That will be turned into a slap head then?

Well done for brightening my evening up.

Mick

Did similar at last trim time. Took trimmer head off to trim moustache, then started to trim along jawbone without putting it back - result one bald patch on right cheek.

So had to trim all the beard down to "designer stubble".

Take comfort from the old gardener's saying "growth follows the knife".

I wouldn't worry about it Mick. I've been developing an extra wide centre parting hair-cut for years now and see no reason why it shouldn't carry on down the back of my neck.

There is consolation. It's well known that bald chaps are much more virile than those unfortunate full-thatch types.

Dave

Why do bald men have bigger balls than hairy men?

They sell more tickets.

I'll get me coat.

I tell the wife I have a hawk as there is no mo for the Mo. My coat, please!

I had a near new set of wahl l clippers die on me halfway through converting my noggin to skinhead mode , had to put a beanie on in the middle of summer and go and buy a new set .

people give you really strange looks when you walk around a shopping centre with a beanie on when its 40 c outside !

Update,

Chopped all me hair off

my wife doesn't know who I am and won't let me in the house !!  

I've offered to marry her

Still waiting for an answer

Mick

Makes you look 10 years younger though...

Great way to get shop time!

Should have gone to specsavers..........