A bit of humour

Teacher: "If I gave you2 cats and another 2 cats and another 2 cats, how many would you have?"

Johnny: "Seven".

Teacher: "No listen carefully... if I give you 2 cats, and another 2 cats, and another 2 cats, how many would you have?"

Johnny: : Seven".

Teacher: "Let me put it another way. "If I gave you 2 apples, and another 2 apples, and another 2 apples, how many apples would you have?"

Johnny: "Six".

Teacher: "Good. Now if I give you 2 cats, and another 2 cats, and another 2 cats, how many would you have?"

Johnny: "Seven".

Teacher: " Johnny, where do you get seven from?"

Johnny: "Because I've already got a f***ing cat!"

Ian S C

Edited By Ian S C on 29/09/2017 10:08:59

Edited By Neil Wyatt on 29/09/2017 16:25:03

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This clip **LINK** on the BBC where youngsters are trying to tune in a radio. ........... Priceless.!

Ian....

am I missing something....?

it was a travesty of justice that the teacher told him he was wrong in saying the answer he gave in the second paragraph was incorrect...! but I suppose if he did have a cat at home then his answer should have been 8... so the teacher was right in saying he was wrong and Johnny was wrong as he always included the cat at home in his calculations... ... I must get out more often..

Bob..

Just receive this from our (married) son 'Never criticise your husband's faults, it may have been those little imperfections which stopped him getting a better wife'.

How lucky our better halves are to have the likes of us!

This one is likely true.

What is the difference between an engineer and a salesman?

An engineer learns more and more about less and less until he knows everything about nothing, while a salesman learns less and less about more and more until he knows b****r all about anything.

Ian....the cat count has changed...!! it all adds up now but it didn't before.... how did the 3 cats become 2...?

Bob.

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[quote] Edited By Neil Wyatt on 29/09/2017 16:25:03 [/quote]