This is where all the off topic discussion about aeroplanes should go
Stub Mandrel | 17/06/2013 20:41:22 |
![]() 4318 forum posts 291 photos 1 articles | Just had another one (presumably - I only heard it) go over - turbo-prop whine neesheeew all of a second and a half! Neil |
Nigel Bennett | 18/06/2013 13:16:25 |
![]() 500 forum posts 31 photos | One of my earliest memories (aged about five, I think) was seeing a whacking great Vulcan over our house (in the middle of a large suburban area). He can't have been more than a couple of hundred feet up, if that - it certainly worried me at the time! My late uncle was a Lancaster pilot. He was sent on a training mission in 1944 for dealing with fighters. Once airborne, he was told that the fighters would be delayed by an hour, so to stooge about and await further instructions. He asked his navigator to give him a course for Leeds, where his bird (later my aunt!) lived. He banked steeply to fly up their street, and was so low that the prop-wash deposited half a hundredweight of assorted twigs, leaves and birds' nests on top of a waiting queue at the tram stop. On reaching his beloved's house, he stood the Lanc up on end and roared away. The tail-gunner was genuinely in fear of hitting the house chimney! |
Cornish Jack | 18/06/2013 14:08:19 |
1228 forum posts 172 photos | If it posed athreat to a population centre or other aircraft I am sure it would be shot down.
Hmmm! Ah, yes, riiiight! |
Niloch | 19/06/2013 17:17:01 |
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Posted by John McNamara on 17/06/2013 15:01:29:
My uncle George Johnson Now deceased, served two "tours" of of approximately 30 missions each as a Bombardier air gunner in the battle of Britain, an Australian defending England .......... Sir, As you so rightly say it was the battle of BRITAIN, your uncle was defending rather more than England. Scottish, Welsh, Northern Irish etc. inhabitants who lost loved ones might be rather upset by your insinuation. Referring to the UK/GB as England is inaccurate, ignorant and insensitive. |
jason udall | 19/06/2013 21:16:05 |
2032 forum posts 41 photos | After every flight, QANTAS pilots fill out a form, known as a 'gripe sheet' to tell mechanics about problems with the aircraft. The mechanics fix the problem, and then document their repairs on the form.?Here are some actual maintenance problems submitted by the pilots (marked with a 'P') and the solutions recorded (marked by an 'S') by maintenance engineers, who by the way have a sense of humour:P: Left inside main tyre almost needs replacement.?S: Left inside main tyre almost replaced.?P: Test flight OK, auto-land very rough.?S: Auto-land not installed on this aircraft.?P: Something loose in cockpit.?S: Something tightened in cockpit.?P: Dead bugs on windshield.?S: Live bugs on back order.?P: Auto pilot in altitude-hold mode produces a 200 feet per minute descent.?S: Can't reproduce problem on the ground.?P: Evidence of leak on right main landing gear.?S: Evidence removed.?P: DME volume unbelievably loud.?S: DME volume set to more believable level.?P: Friction locks cause throttle levers to stick.?S: That's what friction locks are for.?P: IFF inoperative in OFF mode.?S: IFF always inoperative in OFF mode.?P: Suspect crack in windshield.?S: Suspect you're right.?P: Number 3 engine missing.?S: Engine found on right wing after brief search.?P: Aircraft handles funny.?S: Aircraft warned to straighten up, fly right and be serious.?P: Target radar hums.?S: Reprogrammed target radar with lyrics.?P: Mouse in cockpit.?S: Cat installed in cockpit.?P: Noise coming from under instrument panel. Sounds like a midget pounding on something with a hammer.?S: Took hammer away from midget. Edited By jason udall on 19/06/2013 21:17:09 |
jason udall | 19/06/2013 21:19:37 |
2032 forum posts 41 photos | Sorry guys editing in this "editor" proves ...err..troublesome |
Cornish Jack | 20/06/2013 11:38:20 |
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Jason - going back a bit to the days when aircraft toilets were the dreaded chemical Elsans, "toilet u/s" - "Toilet ground tested and found serviceable"!! In those days, GEs had to operate in some quite apalling conditions ... they needed a sense of humour!! Rgds Bill |
Grizzly bear | 20/06/2013 18:50:21 |
337 forum posts 8 photos | Hi Everyone, Dambusters. Some history. **LINK** Regards, Bear.. |
Stub Mandrel | 20/06/2013 18:59:00 |
![]() 4318 forum posts 291 photos 1 articles | If it posed athreat to a population centre or other aircraft I am sure it would be shot down. Surely on 9/11 that would have been the right call, although a terrible deed to ask of a pilot. Neil |
Cornish Jack | 20/06/2013 19:26:14 |
1228 forum posts 172 photos | "Surely on 9/11 that would have been the right call, although a terrible deed to ask of a pilot." Um, really? ... Let's see :- 1. Persuade nice amenable hijackers to fly AWAY from problem areas. 2. Hope that they will jettison those many TONS of highly explosive fuel. 3. Pick your moment when the resultant uncontrolled arrival will miss problem areas. 4,5,6 etc., etc. Still, if the prospects give you a warm glow of confidence and safety, don't let me disillusion you. Rgds Bill |
Stub Mandrel | 20/06/2013 19:42:08 |
![]() 4318 forum posts 291 photos 1 articles | HI Bill, No illusions - don't assume you only get a few minutes to act. Read this **LINK** If the passengers hadn't acted themselves, don't you think shooting the plane down wouldn't have been countenanced and probably the right thing to do? Neil |
Ian S C | 21/06/2013 13:50:23 |
![]() 7468 forum posts 230 photos | If the TradeTower aircraft had been intercepted, what could have been done? Shoot them down over a built up area-- no. Divert them-- no, the aircraft would continue, if the F- 16s got in the road they would be in collision, same effect as shooting down, but another aircraft crashing in the area. Perhaps a secure system of remote control is required to take control of aircraft. Ian S C |
Cornish Jack | 21/06/2013 14:25:58 |
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Ian - spot on! Probably not much point chasing this argument, however, the reason the passengers reacted in the Pennsylvania aircraft was that they had heard what had already happened in NY, so not too many options. Trouble with the remote control idea is that the pax wouldn't accept the idea - trains, yes, cars, yes - aircraft, NO! Mind you, Mr O'Leary would probably welcome the concept with open arms! Rgds Bill |
Stub Mandrel | 21/06/2013 21:32:48 |
![]() 4318 forum posts 291 photos 1 articles | I won't labour the point any further, except to point out that at least two of the 9/11 planes flew for over 30 minutes and several hundred miles after turning around and air control learning of the hijack. That's plenty of time to make an assessment of risk and shoot down many miles from any major settlement. I'm not saying this would always be the case, of course. Neil |
GaryM | 21/06/2013 22:51:16 |
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Posted by jason udall on 19/06/2013 21:16:05:
After every flight, QANTAS pilots fill out a form, known as a 'gripe sheet' to tell mechanics about problems with the aircraft. The mechanics fix the problem, and then document their repairs on the form.?Here are some actual maintenance problems submitted by the pilots (marked with a 'P' and the solutions recorded (marked by an 'S' by maintenance engineers, who by the way have a sense of humour:P: Left inside main tyre almost needs replacement.?S: Left inside main tyre almost replaced.?P: Test flight OK, auto-land very rough.?S: Auto-land not installed on this aircraft.?P: Something loose in cockpit.?S: Something tightened in cockpit.?P: Dead bugs on windshield.?S: Live bugs on back order.?P: Auto pilot in altitude-hold mode produces a 200 feet per minute descent.?S: Can't reproduce problem on the ground.?P: Evidence of leak on right main landing gear.?S: Evidence removed.?P: DME volume unbelievably loud.?S: DME volume set to more believable level.?P: Friction locks cause throttle levers to stick.?S: That's what friction locks are for.?P: IFF inoperative in OFF mode.?S: IFF always inoperative in OFF mode.?P: Suspect crack in windshield.?S: Suspect you're right.?P: Number 3 engine missing.?S: Engine found on right wing after brief search.?P: Aircraft handles funny.?S: Aircraft warned to straighten up, fly right and be serious.?P: Target radar hums.?S: Reprogrammed target radar with lyrics.?P: Mouse in cockpit.?S: Cat installed in cockpit.?P: Noise coming from under instrument panel. Sounds like a midget pounding on something with a hammer.?S: Took hammer away from midget. Edited By jason udall on 19/06/2013 21:17:09 Thanks for that Jason. Funniest thing I've read on this forum in weeks, although "doubleboost" John's posts on Mad Modder take some beating for all round education and entertainment value. Gary edit: where do these bloody 'smilies' come from. Edited By GaryM on 21/06/2013 22:53:19 |
jason udall | 21/06/2013 22:59:55 |
2032 forum posts 41 photos | You're welcome. .sorry again for the formating. .just pasting it into this bloody editor had expended all available patience. .reformating it once pasted in seemed imposible at the time |
Ian S C | 22/06/2013 12:36:41 |
![]() 7468 forum posts 230 photos | The aircraft that bombed Hawaii were spotted on Radar, but it was not believed, so ignored until too late. Ian S C |
Mike Poole | 24/06/2013 21:56:54 |
![]() 3676 forum posts 82 photos | It would seem the RAF would shoot an airliner down Mike Edited By Michael Poole on 24/06/2013 21:57:13 |
Ian S C | 25/06/2013 14:03:14 |
![]() 7468 forum posts 230 photos | My main worry would be the aircraft being over land when aquired as target. In the UK the chance of landing in a built up area is fairly high, so the casulties could far exceed the numbers on the AC. There seems that maybe there would be more success with the US sceme of Air Marshalls. Perhaps the subject should be shelved, or some one might get the wrong idea, but it is a worry. Ian S C |
Stub Mandrel | 25/06/2013 20:50:32 |
![]() 4318 forum posts 291 photos 1 articles | HI Ian. Still only 6.8% of UK now classed as urban - but most of it is crowded into the conurbations. Neil |
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