Read the T-shirt

I've recently been given a T-shirt, one of Red Molotov's range (as advertised in New Scientist magazine). It reads, "I think you'll find it's a bit more complicated than that".

How true, how very true.

I shall wear it on all possible occasions, replacing the now threadbare one that read " I'm not trying to be difficult, it just comes naturally". My wife knows me...

Over to you, for your favourites.

I Like this one.

It's a Ferrous Wheel

Edited By Martin Kyte on 08/02/2022 08:41:16

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Mine just reads:

’I’m not anti-social, just anti-stupid

Suits me, I suppose.

My favourite T shirt was my 1985 Team Bike Bol d’or shirt it eventually succumbed to holes and stains.

Mike

Nothing to do with M.E but my favourite T shirt was bought for me by a fellow band member ,an unenlightened saxophonist it read.

" When I was a kid I wanted to play the trumpet really badly.... and now I can"

Wore it to shreds

Dave

God's busy ! Can I help ? is mine, Noel.

How about “I don’t need Google, my wife knows everything!” but you need to be careful when you wear it. Dave W

Perhaps the website could have a headline banner with slogan of the day.

'Don't ask me - go read a book' needs to be updated to 'Ask Google not me' or 'yes there are stupid questions and you seem to be asking them'

Bazyle wrote " Perhaps the website could have a headline banner with slogan of the day."

A commendable suggestion.

Could we perhaps begin with my favorite source of pithy wit, the great W.C. FIelds?
His most apposite utterance in this location being:-
"If you can't dazzle them with brilliance, baffle them with bullsh*t "

My nurses once had a girls' night at an Anne Summers party and bought me a T-shirt that read "When I grow up I want to be a vet so I can play with pussy all day". I happily wore that to work.

pgk

Linux can do this with the fortune command. First suggestion:

Live in a world of your own, but always welcome visitors.

Dave

I need a shirt that says "I don't need anger management. You need to stop pissing me off." and one that says: Ignorance can be cured. Stupidity is forever."