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Christmas Cracker Jokes .. and similar

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Nigel Bennett27/12/2020 17:01:23
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Go on then...

Two Eskimos in a canoe. They lit a fire in it to cook their lunch.

The canoe caught fire and sank.

Because you can't have your kayak and heat it.

(I'm sorry I'll Read That Again)

ChrisH27/12/2020 17:16:37
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Why are the Chinese no good at cricket?

Because they eat all the bats........

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